{"id":3898,"date":"2011-11-09T04:17:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-09T04:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/?p=3898"},"modified":"2011-11-09T04:17:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T04:17:00","slug":"a-bit-rough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/a-bit-rough\/","title":{"rendered":"A BIT ROUGH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span><i>Seeing as Tiger is back in town &#8230;<\/i><\/span><br \/><span><br \/><\/span><br \/><span>One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into  a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment  into the ravine in search of his ball.<br \/>The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he  spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realises that the shiny  object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old  golf ball.<br \/>Jim calls out to his golfing partner in excitement, &#8220;Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here.&#8221;<br \/>Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, &#8220;What&#8217;s the matter Jim?&#8221;<br \/>Jim shouts back in a nervous voice, &#8220;Throw me my 7-iron! You can&#8217;t get out of here with an 8-iron.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seeing as Tiger is back in town &#8230;One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}