In a day dominated by world headlines such as:<\/p>\n
\u201cUS Santas demand priority swine flu vaccine\u201d<\/span> second prize goes to:<\/p>\n \u201cJapanese cops cross-dress for bag snatch dragnet\u201d<\/span> However, the winner is:<\/p>\n \u201cPIG FARTS SPARK AUSTRALIAN GAS SCARE\u201d<\/span> In a day dominated by world headlines such as: \u201cUS Santas demand priority swine flu vaccine\u201d\u201cMaybe she should have ducked\u201d (after TV chef Paula Deen was hit in the face …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.rockylhc.com\/2015\/elizapark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cMaybe she should have ducked\u201d<\/span> (after TV chef Paula Deen was hit in the face by a ham)
\u201cUsing your plastic for plastic surgery\u201d<\/span>
\u201cWorld\u2019s oldest sheep dies in heatwave\u201d<\/span>
\u201cNovice Israeli spy gets nicked by Tel Aviv cops\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n
which explains that Japanese black-belt policemen have been cross-dressing in high heels, wigs and designer bags, in a bid to beat off bag-snatchers<\/p>\n
A flatulent pig sparked a gas emergency in southern Australia when a farmer mistook its odours for a leaking pipe
(and that one comes all the way from Axedale in Victoria).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"